Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Narcoterrorists admitted that the Democrats were their biggest proponents in Washington. READ MORE

Trump was left befuddled this week as the administration suffered a string of legal setbacks despite all of his lawyers having large bra sizes. READ MORE

Clicking a mouse to order a new bluetooth speaker, Strong sighed, pining for the times when scoring a deal on electronics meant taking on the real risk of shedding this mortal coil. READ MORE

“I have every right to be in this terrible, evil, disgusting country,” Omar told reporters on CNN. “No, I’m talking about America, not Somalia. Why would I say that about Somalia? That place is great.” READ MORE