Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

“We can’t allow President Trump to alienate our dead voters like this,” Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi said. READ MORE

At publishing time, an impartial coalition of Middle Eastern countries that are Islamic dictatorships presented a solution to solve tensions in the region by wiping Israel off the map. READ MORE

Once the deal was struck between the two Presidents, Putin reportedly ordered the Russian military to begin the process of clearing celebrities out of Hollywood to make California more inhabitable. READ MORE

City leaders were outraged that the Last Son of Krytpon had the audacity to take it upon himself to stop criminals. READ MORE