Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

“It’s fine. I’m fine. We’re all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?” Macron replied to media questions while gingerly touching a swollen and bruised eye. READ MORE

Although witnesses said that they did not hear the South African president agree to watch the film, Ramaphosa was reportedly in good spirits throughout the viewing. READ MORE

GOP senators were reportedly surprised to find out that they were joined by their Democrat colleagues, with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer being elated to support the measure. READ MORE

As the only entity to actually do Harvard coursework over the past four years, ChatGPT earned both valedictorian and salutatorian honors. READ MORE