Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Republican donors stated that there simply was no one else that they would rather see representing the Democratic party. READ MORE

Though Muhammad admitted he was a terrorist and was about to kill hundreds of people, he said it was unfair of people to treat him that way. READ MORE

At publishing time, President Trump revealed Jeffrey Epstein’s accomplice, Ghislaine Maxwell, had also been in the East Wing of the White House when it was destroyed. READ MORE

“The time has come to set aside our differences and unite around the common cause of defeating evil.” Trump said in a joint press conference held with Carney. READ MORE