Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

The revolutionary idea suddenly dawned on lawmakers after decades of negotiations and stress over the nation’s seemingly insurmountable debt. READ MORE

Whether the nuisance be bad weather, a flat tire, or a severe case of acid indigestion, in the end it all comes back to Steve. READ MORE

“The nation will always remember the startling images of Trump falling over and hitting his ear,” said Anderson Cooper. READ MORE

When asked about the departure of the state flag’s famous bear, Governor Gavin Newsom blamed President Donald Trump. READ MORE