Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

In addition to worrying about what is happening to immigrant families being separated due to deportations, Biden was concerned about the going rate of his crack. READ MORE

The president stated that the change would play a crucial role in making America great again. READ MORE

Like magic! Following this 1-step process, and you’ll be guaranteed to never be caught cheating on your wife with your HR chick at a Coldplay concert. EVER. READ MORE

In the scandalous report, the WSJ details a date back in 2003 in which Trump bumped into the infamous Epstein and asked to show him “a little trick” he learned back in school. READ MORE