Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

In hindsight, the Iranian generals who were still alive felt that perhaps gathering all of the military’s leaders together in one physical location was a mistake. READ MORE

Despite years of rumors and innuendo regarding her association with the deceased billionaire, Clinton maintained that she never encountered him until the night she strangled him to death in his prison cell. READ MORE

The request for liberation has been delivered to President Trump, who is reportedly still considering military action. READ MORE

“I will be immediately deploying the NYPD to Tehran,” said Mamdani. “I myself will be resigning as Mayor to join the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. America will pay for this!” READ MORE