Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Soto, who signed a 15-year, $756 million contract with the Mets before the 2025 season, narrowly avoided having to spend the month of October working. READ MORE

Voters who saw Harris make the rounds on talk shows this week quickly restated their relief that they had voted to elect Trump. READ MORE

“Conservatives are going to love this,” NFL Chairman Roger Goodell said. “They’re always talking about the brave Latinx people and gender roles.” READ MORE

“We don’t need help against Antifa,” Wilson told reporters as he was engulfed in flames. “There is no ‘organization’ known as Antifa anyway.” READ MORE