Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Veterans of Harris’s 2024 campaign expressed interest in losing once more, but in a different way. READ MORE

“You can ask anyone in the Chinese intelligence community,” said Swalwell. “They will all tell you that I never assaulted one single spy that I slept with.” READ MORE

“They have made it known that they are willing to make concessions,” Trump later posted to Truth Social. “They know I mean business, and they’ve agreed to come back to the table.” READ MORE

So what to do? Invoke the 25th Amendment and remove Trump from power now. READ MORE