Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Jean-Pierre assured American citizens that the former president has a clean bill of health, saying that Biden’s cancer diagnosis is not really what it seems. READ MORE

It appears that one of the WNBA’s biggest stars will be indicted for murder after fouling Angel Reese of the Chicago Sky. READ MORE

Trump held a press conference to declare war on Mexico just days after its brazen attack on the Brooklyn Bridge. READ MORE

MLB commissioner Rob Manfred ultimately allowed the sponsorship, saying that partnering with DraftKings “just fits the occasion too perfectly.” READ MORE