Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

“He’s embarrassed, obviously,” one insider said under the condition of anonymity. “He feels like he’s really made a boob of himself in the eyes of the public.” READ MORE

The actual plans of Trump’s coveted White House ballroom project have been released, with insiders providing the above mock-up showcasing the exciting design and features. READ MORE

According to witnesses in the courtroom, the disguised Trump repeatedly coughed “WRONG” or “BULLCRAP” as the counsel argued in favor of birthright citizenship. READ MORE

“Oh, dang!” the airman reportedly told his rescuers. “I know I left them back there. Is there any way we can run back and grab those? They’re second generation, and I love them so much.” READ MORE