Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

“I’ve never seen this many geriatrics concentrated in such a small area. What were they thinking?” said nurse Julia Mendoza. READ MORE

“Promises kept,” said Secretary of War Pete Hegseth as he showed off his new Crocs. READ MORE

Commissioner Rob Manfred stated that fans needing nine separate subscriptions to watch a single game was proof positive of the league’s effort to deliver fans the best possible viewing experience. READ MORE

Administration officials maintained that they must have been speaking to someone. “If they have no leaders, who were we talking to?” asked Secretary of State Marco Rubio. READ MORE