Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

A staff member at Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard estate confirmed that the former president was upset by Iran’s failure to carry out mass death and destruction. READ MORE

The bright orange ball in the sky appeared late Sunday morning and stayed in the sky for a few hours, causing the deaths of millions of residents of Great Britain. READ MORE

The limited edition MS-13 bobblehead features a Latinx cis-male with face tattoos and a penchant for vandalism. READ MORE

Speculation persisted that Texas Republicans were merely tired of their Democrat-leaning capital city and wanted it nuked from orbit so they could move the state’s capital to San Antonio. READ MORE