Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Shortly after the pair disappeared, journalists reported hearing the lone crack of a gunshot ring out through the air. READ MORE

“Until people accept responsibility for Muslims trying to kill them, we cannot have peace,” Mamdani said. “Or, until they just let the Muslims kill them. Either way.” READ MORE

At publishing time, unable to get Joe Biden back, Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei was forced to admit he exhausted the remaining breadth of his military strategy. READ MORE

The Toyota Hilux, described by some analysts as the world’s toughest pickup, is a 4×4 unlike any other. READ MORE