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If Walz emerges from the governor’s mansion and sees his shadow, experts say he will begin ranting about Donald Trump, immigration enforcement, and white supremacy, in a clear sign that there will be six more weeks of rioting and fraud. That’s exactly what happened this year. READ MORE

Lemon was clearly exercising his First Amendment rights when he burst into a church service in St. Paul, Minnesota, last week and yelled at worshippers despite being asked to leave. READ MORE

Though many questioned if the $120 billion project would ever come to fruition, Newsom proudly declared that he had proved the doubters wrong. READ MORE

The large audience of showbiz power players gathered at the Grammy Awards was reportedly unsure how to respond after realizing that the man standing on the stage repeatedly said “Jesus” and made references to God without any sign of being disrespectful or angry. READ MORE