Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Mangione immediately filed a restraining order against Lorenz after finding out she fawned over him in a recent interview with CNN. READ MORE

Sources inside the White House said President Trump ordered the DOJ to launch an investigation into why Panda Express’s Kung Pao chicken had so few pieces of chicken in it. READ MORE

Newly declassified documents reveal that Minecraft was first developed by Markus Persson with the help of NSA programmers, including Edward Snowden, back in 2009. READ MORE

Governor Whitmer planned ahead this time and arrived in a full burqa to conceal her identity and as an ode to her large number of Muslim constituents. READ MORE