Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

“We have here a copy of the Declaration of Independence,” Trump said with a boyish grin. “And this one is really special because it’s signed by me, your favorite president.” READ MORE

At publishing time, the staff at the elder care facility had ushered the old man off to his room for his seventh nap of the day. READ MORE

League insiders said the Patriots’ front office had been quietly scouting Connors for months, with several members of the coaching staff sitting in on her practicum sessions for struggling couples. READ MORE

“When you see people of all different skin tones and socioeconomic classes trying to murder political figures, you know you’ve done your job,” said DEI consultant Mary Harding. READ MORE