Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

“I take full responsibility for my actions,” said Manfred. “I let the President and my country down. I saw the President’s thanks for my attention, and I did not give it. I will accept the punishment that I am due.” READ MORE

“It’s time to even the playing field for our less-fortunate teams,” Mamdani said at a press conference held outside Citi Field. READ MORE

Suspicions arose regarding Omar’s finances after her net worth mysteriously exploded by tens of millions of dollars over the course of a few years in office. READ MORE

“Remember, we’re not using evil capitalism for this,” Mamdani told the press. READ MORE