Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Inside every card is a personal message penned by Trump himself, ranging from “I’m sorry you’re going through this, everyone says so” to “I wish you had died instead.” READ MORE

Macron did offer President Trump his apologies, stating that France genuinely wished they had the resources. READ MORE

At publishing time, Kent had announced he was reluctantly accepting a lucrative speaking tour across college campuses. READ MORE

Mayor Karen Bass was credited with taking the project over the finish line after she discovered some project files she previously thought had been destroyed in the Palisades fire. READ MORE