Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

President Trump’s administration confirmed that thousands have already been detained by law enforcement, and millions more are expected to follow. READ MORE

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred said that he is taking this situation very seriously and are seeking independent testing through the Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program. READ MORE

The Vermont senator unveiled his new mode of transportation after receiving criticism for using private jets to get around. READ MORE

President Trump was eager to accept the gift from Emperor Palpatine, mentioning the improved relationship between the U.S. and the Galactic Empire. READ MORE