Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

“The job market simply cannot keep pace with Mr. Rubio,” stated economist Dr. Hans Bartholomew. READ MORE

With each game featuring a different combination of streaming services, those wishing to watch every NFL playoff game will need 17 different streaming services at a cost of $1,350 per month. READ MORE

“This is a bunch of malarkey, Jack,” Biden reportedly said after being told to pay Trump. “I wasn’t even the one who decided to raise the bounty. I wasn’t the one in charge of any of that.” READ MORE

Walz ended his remarks by assuring the public that Minnesota would not fail in its mission because of his close ties to the most elite Somali military task forces. READ MORE