A HARRIS poll asked people in six countries: Do you believe in any form of God or any type of supreme being? Percentage saying “yes,” by country: U.S., 73;; Italy, 62; Spain, 48; Germany, 41; Britain, 35; France, 27.

Memo to Europeans worried about the advance of militant Islam: You can’t beat something with nothing. You believe religion is “passe” – even as a militant segment of one is overtaking your cultures and countries. Good luck.

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Two L.A. psychologists got 200 Hollywood stars to fill out the “Narcissism Personality Inventory.”

Their shocking discovery? Celebrities are among the vainest people on the planet. “Vanity is only part of it,” said researcher Drew Pinsky. “They crave attention, are over-confident of their abilities, lack empathy and can behave erratically.”

I’d love to see the same test administered to Congress.

ahlert@adelphia.net