There’s a new student loan report out that says that more than 60 percent of graduates want their employers to repay their debt for them. The only surprise here is that the number isn’t 100 percent.

And 60 percent expect their student loans to be forgiven. (Again, surprising that it’s not 100 percent given the fairy tales kids are told.)

Plus, nearly 40 percent expect their parents to help them pay the debt. (And that’ll be true if the parents die soon enough and leave an inheritance.)