Divining a starry future
Psychic John Cohan’s 2023 predictions:
Scandal. Ex HRH Prince Harry’s nude photos — taken in college days — are circulating. So forget wondering what Me-Me-Meghan sees in him.
Hoda Kotb and Savannah Guthrie feud. The bosses step in.
Cher’s infant lover’s sizzle fizzles. Instead, new career and older guy.
The Bobby Cannavales do a talk show and become TV’s burbled about couple.
Justin Bieber makes movies. Shows acting talent. Health improves with new meds.
Michael Douglas retires.
Lisa Marie Presley into Mother Dolores Hart’s Connecticut convent to pull her life together.
Jackie Mason’s unacknowledged daughter Sheba tells all in a best seller book.
Connie Stevens in nursing home. Family intervenes to ensure her protection.
Oh, holy nights
PEACE on Earth: Robert De Niro’s townhouse burglarized by a woman filling her Christmas bag with his presents. Cops came. De Niro asleep.
Tom Cruise jumping from a plane in Africa to wish everyone “safe” holidays . . . Chrissy Teigen and John Legend feeding the homeless in Los Angeles . . . Reese Witherspoon doing an all-white tree with tinsel for white Christmas . . . Very pregnant Blake Lively posed in pjs with husband Ryan Reynolds and Mr. and Mrs. Claus . . . Dax Shepard dressing as the Grinch. Wife Kristen Bell donated 250,000 diapers to Baby2Baby charity.
Padma Lakshmi is cooking Turkish delicacies. Keke Palmer is making vegan bacon quiche. Martha Stewart’s at Baccarat unveiling something called a Palladian Tree. What this is who knows, but figure cheap it isn’t.
Martha Stewart unveiled the Palladian Tree at Neiman Marcus in Dallas last month. Getty ImagesOdds & ends
Weed alert: A poodle picked something off the curb. An hour later he fell over. Collapsed. He’d ingested cannabis stubs. The vet: “Took two days to regain his normal routine”… . . . BUSY holiday is in the air. A woman was rushed into ER. Medics handled it quickly. They gift-wrapped her.
Funny bizness
IN line with peace on Earth/good will to all, Larry Amoros, the joke writer behind some top jokers, got suspended on Facebook — 60 days. Violating their high levels was: “I traded a Donald Trump card for two Hitlers and a Pol Pot.”
He says: “This joke’s more ‘dangerous’ than the lies and hate thrown up by right wing crazies like DeSantis, Greene, Boebert, Gosar? If you complain to FB, I’ll give you $11.57. I’ve set up a SuperPac.”
These are the droids?
MORE good will to all tidings: Brian Williams’ daughter Allison plays creepy Dr. Frankenstein in “M3gan.”
She says: “He’s created a robot to be a guardian when her sister and brother-in-law die. It’s a misfit household with a child, an adult and a robot. Creepy.”
Lovely holiday God-blessed film. It’s out — waaaay out — in theaters Jan. 6.
CHRISTMAS. Buying gifts is difficult. Like something for someone we know well enough to borrow from — but not well enough to lend to.
A LOT only in New York, kids, a lot only in New York.
