The FBI reports that a youthful Ted Kennedy rented a brothel in Chile for a entire night — this, so he could hobnob with assorted commies and hard-left revolutionaries (“FBI: Teddy the Brothel Brother,” March 1).

I think this qualifies him to have the Grand Central Parkway renamed in his honor. This way, one could take the Robert F. Kennedy Bridge to the Teddy Kennedy Parkway to get to John F. Kennedy Airport.

John W. Kenny, Queens