With Bill de Blasio announcing he won’t be running for governor, how will the ex-mayor make a living? Some suggestions:
- Playing Wally the Green Monster, Red Sox mascot
- Office intern for AOC
- Mattress tester for Tempur-Pedic
- Hot-air balloon inflator
- Times Square Big Bird cosplayer
- Zookeeper (but not allowed in groundhog exhibit)
- Stretching coach at the Prospect Park Y
- Horse carriage driver
- Reality show idea: Buddy road trip with former governor Andrew Cuomo
- Agent of the City
- Opening up his own marijuana shop: Toke of Two Cities
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