This home really puts the “man” in mansion.

A sprawling eight-story, 7,500-square-foot Los Angeles property has hit the market for an even $10 million — and its over-the-top inclusions just might make it the city’s most eligible bachelor pad.

The dude-tastic listing was first reported by the Los Angeles Times.

While the home — located at 2189 Sunset Plaza Drive in the Hollywood Hills — is sheathed by a rather drab facade, it’s what’s beyond it that counts.

Inside, a dark staircase lined by red track lighting connects the two levels of the home’s nightclub. That’s right: It has its own nightclub. Decked out with glow-in-the-dark images of planets, stars and comets, this space additionally features a large dance floor, plush lounge seating, sliding doors that lead to private outdoor areas and a mirrored wall located next to a bed atop a circular platform.

It’s a standout feature for sure, but the property is so much more than a standard man cave.

Elsewhere, the mansion has its own casino, whose pine green gaming tables match the color of its walls and ceiling. Meanwhile, a roomy home theater comfortably fits a floor-to-ceiling screen.

It shouldn’t be a surprise that a home so large has space for five bedrooms. And fitting with the level of quirkiness, they also deliver unusual decor. One of them boasts Egyptian-style paintings of pharaohs over yellow walls, while another is coated in lavender paint and sports a purple carpet. A bit more risqué is another bedroom, which has molds of bare-chested male and female torsos affixed to its walls. Those stuck to the ceiling overlook a circular bed.

Outdoors, there’s a circular spa tub surrounded by more figures of bare-chested women and a Moroccan-style tented pool deck.

One question: Which dude will a-buy?

Devon Norjean of Douglas Elliman has this listing.