This week we learned that…

… The Man finally got to our beautiful Bushwick trailer park. [Curbed]

… Yay! Moynihan Station is finally going to be bui… oh… wait… nevermind. [NY Observer]

… The best investment you can make in your home is installing a steel entry door. Which seems odd. [U.S. News]

… We should just stop building skyscrapers altogether. [The Business Insider]

… Shockingly, something shady seems to have gone down at a race track.

… Trump SoHo will now be opening April 9th. Maybe. [Hotel Chatter via The Real Deal]

…The G train still can’t get any respect. [Brooklyn Paper]

… It’s all Jane Jacobs fault? [NY Times]