It’s Elon Musk’s world, and we’re all just hoping he’ll let the rest of us stick around in it.

From trying to get us all piloting self-driving electric cars from Tesla to ramping humanity for a manned flight to Mars aboard a Space X starship, the 51-year-old South African bazillionaire won’t be satisfied until he’s put his thumbprints all over every nook and cranny of this big blue marble.

And considering he’s a man with one daughter who wants nothing to do with him and a son he named this, who else in the world would you rather smell like?

You can fulfill that lifelong wish this holiday season with a bottle of Elon’s Musk, a new eau de parfum shaping up to be the unquestioned best gift under the tree this year.

And if you assumed a scent inspired by Elon Musk would smell like a combination of burnt hair and Twitter tears, you’ll probably be shocked to learn that this novelty concoction actually smells quite good.  With hints of bergamot, ylang-ylang, cloves, amber, and lemon, Elon’s Musk is light and refreshing, much like the entrepreneur’s trolling attempts.

This is the guy who Ukraine told to f*** off, so how could it be anything but the greatest olfactory sensation ever committed to a 60ml bottle? Whether your jam is black tie galas with your mom or showing off your own rocket, there are a hundred levels of ironic and unironic fun to be had when a bottle of Elon’s Musk gets passed around your Christmas party.

While the great man himself would certainly put a premium price on this aromatic experience, Elon’s Musk is ultra-affordable at just $49 for a limited time.

Right now, you can score yourself free shipping when you use the code SMELLRICHFREE during checkout. Happy holidays!

Prices subject to change.