The good Weaver went bad yesterday, causing the Angels to suffer a hellacious defeat that reduced Hondo’s earnings to 315 fregosis.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will attempt to reverse course with Vazquez – 10 units on the Pale Hose to give Eaton a beatin.’

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Patriarchal props to Dwyane Wade, John Edwards, Tom Glavine, Hulk Hogan, and Army Chief of Staff Gen. George W. Casey for being named Fathers of The Year. Alec Baldwin, who failed to make the grade again, said the voters are a bunch of rude, thought less little pigs . . . As usual, the Artificial Inseminator of the Year Award went to – you guessed it – singer/songwriter/sperm donor David Crosby.

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