By BRIAN LEWIS

Fans of second-division Argentine club Chacarita showed themselves to be first-class idiots. So desperate to get to a game on time, they hijacked two buses at knifepoint, robbing passengers in their spare time on the trip.

After the while mess was over, 63 men and three women got arrested and charged Thursday. For the record, they never made it to the game against Talleres, and missed their team’s 3-2 victory. Maybe they got an update from the jail cell.