All my rowdy friends are here on Monday night! … Make no mistake, the football Giants season is done. Things could not have gone worse for new head coach Pat Shurmur. Overpaid offensive line can’t block for Old Mann Eli, who can’t find overpaid receivers who can’t say no to talk shows while Saquon Barkley wishes he could just tap his shoes together three times and say “there’s no place like Penn State … there’s no place like Penn State.” But Monday night, ahh, it’s all coming together. Nate Solder blocks; Eli turns back the clock; OBJ drinks a gallon of water and Barkley has gaping holes to run through a depleted Falcon defense. 10 units on the Giants getting five in Atlanta.

Need the Giants to square our NFL plays after the Bungles were taken apart by the Chiefs 45-10. And it wasn’t that close. Loss leaves us at -915 vanpelts.