Hondo rebounded from Thursday’s Royal pain by picking up an extra-special victory last night with the Twins, which elevated the earnings to 280 gaspars.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch will undergo a test to determine if he’s Latos intolerant by plunking 10 units on the Pods in Colorado.

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Umpire Joe West, the crew chief in the Yanks-Sawx series, ripped the teams for taking “too long to play.” Must be rough for Country Fried Joe to go almost four full hours without a meal. . . . The Air Guitar Champion ships were held last night at Brooklyn Bowl. Props to the winner — way to be the best at pretending to strum! . . . Oprah intends to host a show on the new network she’s starting in January. Naturally, she’s bringing along Stedman, who will have the same job that he has with her current show: Executive Hanger- On In Charge Of Looking Like A Boyfriend.

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