There’s a rat in the kitchen, what’s Kitchens gonna do? Odell Beckham Jr., true to form, failed to show at Browns “voluntary” camp last week. Head coach Freddie Kitchens: “Of course I would rather him be here than not, but I understand. He’ll be ready, don’t worry about that.” No worries, Freddie. Nobody bends it like Beckham and he’s just getting started. Coming soon to Cleveland theaters: OBJ talks Mayfield with Lil Wayne; the “blunt” Instagram and proposing marriage to a kicking net. And how crazed will the Dawg Pound be when he lifts his leg and uses them as a fire hydrant? A perfect fit.

Banking with Chase consistently pays dividends for this ’capper. Our go-to guy Chase Anderson has been on a mission returning to the starting rotation after being relegated to the bullpen. Brewer is 2-0 and pitches at home Wednesday to the visiting Rockies who send Antonio Senzatela to the hill coming off solid win in Atlanta. Play 20 units on the Brewers.

Moving into May on a high note. Gerrit Cole pitched a one-hitter over seven. George Springer, Alex Bregman and Jake Marisnick took Michael Pineda deep, Astros crushed the Twins 11-0. Win returns us to -388 mayberrys.