Hondo’s deficit-reduction ploy with the Yankees was rinsed last night in El Bronx so the debt remained at 1,905 oroscos.

Today, Mr. Aitch will cast a ballot for Kennedy in Milwaukee — 20 units on the D’backs. As for the two NL Division Series, he’s calling the ‘dogs — 20 apiece on the D’backs and Cards.

Tonight, he is giving the nod to the one and only Jimmy Shields — 20 units on the Rays to hit the high note in Texas. Also, he will stick with the Yanks no matter who is toeing the slab. And, finally, he will wrap things up with Stanford, because there’s nothin’ doin’ with the Bruins — 20 units.

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Leisha Hailey of “The L Word” and her girlfriend demanded an apology from Southwest Airlines this week after they were removed from a flight for kissing and using profane language. However, in lieu of an apology, word is they might settle for a saliva swap with a hot Southwest flight attendant.

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