Welcome to Wipeout Weekend! Hondo went double-draino again last night, losing with the Giants and in crushing fashion with the Cards to raise the dirty digits to 1,400 ruthvens.

Today, he’ll float an investment toward the Metamucils’ ace — 10 units on Dickey to baffle the Phillies.

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Hondo hears that Louisville was thinking about firing Pitino over his sex scandal but decided that Rick The Quick just brings too much to the table … Mayor Bloomberg says anyone who disagrees with his position on building a mosque near Ground Zero “ought to be ashamed of themselves.” The Super- Nanny has spoken. hondo@nypost.com