Hondo finished up the front nine last night with a par-for-the-course victory with the Yankees, who socked it to Jon Lester, aka Jon Lager, to reduce the deficit to 1,455 mcgriffs.
Tonight, he will confine his deficit-reduction strategy to the long ball contest in K.C. where Howard “Howie Hoops” Kussoy strongly urges a play on Cano to repeat. Also, Mr. Aitch will diversify his position with a Prince play – five units apiece.
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Cops reportedly are hunting for a pervert who groped two young girls in a Queens library last month. There likely is no shortage of suspects, since the city, citing the First Amendment, allows pervs to pursue their porn habit in city libraries. The only way they can get in trouble is if they are caught drinking a 24-ounce Big Gulp or having a transfats-laden snack while salivating and breathing heavily.
