Hondo soared to new heights last night when he collected with the Phillies in L.A. to lift the runaway earnings to a season-high 630 berenguers.

Tonight, he’s fairly certain he has spied a winner in Bonderman, Jeremy Bonderman — 10 units on the Tigers to play some thunderball against Contreras.

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Let’s hope the tragic death of 72-year-old David Carradine teaches a valuable lesson to all of the septuagenarians out there who have so much spare time on their hands: When tying one end of a rope around your ‘nads, never tie the other end around your neck . . . Joe Girardi had to chastise Francisco Cervelli after Saturday’s loss for loafing to first on a popup. Rumor has it the Mets now are interested in making a deal for the Yanks’ backup catcher.

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