Slumping Hondo wiped out with the Yankees and Reds last night, a double-flusher that sent the runaway debt soaring to 935 javiers.

Tonight, since the skinny on Sabathia is that he’s back, there will be no Dempster-diving for Mr. Aitch — 20 units on the Bombers.

It looks like Urban Meyer is becoming tough on crime in his old age. The Ohio State coach suspended two more players for the team’s opener, bringing the total to three. How will the depleted Buckeyes ever beat Buffalo in that first game? … Only one more day until TLC televises “The Man With The 132 Lb Scrotum.” If you tend toward being squeamish, you might want to sit out the removal portion of the festivities. Not to give it away, but rumor has it there are two lumberjacks involved in the scene. … An indignant Anthony “A-Wad” Weiner has issued a strong denial about a report he had an affair with a staffer. Stay tuned. hondo@nypost.com

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