Hondo ‘doggin’ it
Hondo knocked a small chunk off the deficit last night when he split with the Indians and Royals to lower the number to 65 pateks.
Today, he’s running with the big ‘dogs — 10 units apiece on the Mets, Royals and Astros. Also, he’ll put a unit on Jackson Bend to win the Derby.
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On the same day Obama posthumously defied Ted Kennedy and ordered up some windmills off Hyannis port, Ted’s son Patrick, a chronic substance abuser, had to be cut off in a D.C. bar after ordering up six shots of vodka. It was Patrick’s way of saying the Ken nedys prefer ginmills to windmills. . . . The Potty Mouth Of The Week Award goes to Rosanna Scotto, who eas ily beat out “S” bombers Carl Levin and Meredith Vieira. Scotto happily blurted out the word “j-sm,” which, as foul outbursts go, seemin’ly broke new ground.
