Hondo eyes a four-bagger

Hondo snapped his skid at five yesterday when the Metamucils let it flow in Philly to reduce the damage to 230 roseboros.

Today, Mr. Aitch will get busy and tee it up with a fearsome foursome of fireballers — 10 units apiece on Drabek, Moore, Detwiler and Kershaw.

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The U.S. Postal Service is honoring Ted Williams with a stamp. The only problem with the image is that it’s hard to tell who is pictured because of all the frost on Ted’s head … Several members of the Secret Service have been sent home from Colombia because of misconduct involving prostittution. It’s unfortunate but they should have known that this is what can happen when the Secret Service is secretly serviced.

hondo@nypost.com