Josh Hamilton truly was heroic for Hondo on Sunday, doubling home two runs in the bottom of the ninth to beat the Sawx and slash the accounts payable to 665 allisons.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch will go fishing with Mets’ castoff Mike Pelfrey against the Sawx — 10 units on the Twinks to tattoo Buchholz.

TAKE A BOW FOR BOWE, BAM: The travel ban has been lifted for the five hardened terrorists who were swapped for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. Thus, the Taliban 5 can return to Afghanistan from Qatar and resume fighting, but at least Americans can sleep well knowing their President went all out to bring home an alleged deserter … Secretary of State John Kerry broke his leg while cycling in France on Sunday. Rumor has it the ride was going well until he suddenly got swift-biked … From emailer Vince Catalano: If Reggie Jackson is Mr. October, Dave Winfield is Mr. May and Derek Jeter is Mr. November, then Rick Nash must be Mr. October-to-November.