There’ll be no government bailout necessary for Hondo, Inc. Mr. Aitch breezed with the Cards yesterday in the Windy City to boost his earnings to 720 minchers. Tonight, he’ll try to make a quick buck with Slowey – 10 units on the Twins to cream Kazmir.

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Former U.S. Rep. Mark “Hotmail” Foley won’t be prosecuted for sending salacious e-mails and instant messages to underage pages, mainly because Foley and the House wouldn’t let prosecutors examine his computer. So apparently, in addition to making laws, Congress has another important function: protecting perverts. Keep up the good work, folks. hondo@nypost.com