Hondo: Four!!!!
It took a little while but Hondo’s debt spiraled into four figures yesterday when the ‘Stros spanked the Giants to push the deficit to a chunky 1,060 kerfelds.
Tonight, he’ll try to start digging out with a pair of big ‘dogs — 10 units apiece on the Jays and Astros. Also, 10 on the Metamucils.
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Fat Albert Gore might want to worry less about oth ers’ carbon footprints and more about his own carnal footprint, which seems to be growing rapidly . . . Now that CNN has lowered its bar (if that was possible) by giving Eliot Spitzer a show, there may be some Blitzer and Spitzer marketing possibilities. With Blitzer the host of “The Situation Room,” Spitzer could host “The Prostitution Room” . . . Then again, e-mailer Dan Ollen might have the perfect name for the new show: “Around the World with Eliot Spitzer.”
