Hondo bounced back over the 300 mark yesterday when the Cards chugged past the Brewskis to elevate the earnings to 325 dotsons (who if playing today would be named Nissan).

Tonight, he’ll give thanks to Danks if he sinks the Twinks — 10 units on those darn Chisox.

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It was revealed yesterday that Nevada Senator John Ensign’s parents gave his mistress and her family 96G in gifts, which allowed Ensign to regain the media spot light reserved for dirtbag pols. Your move, Mark San ford … Obama is scheduled to meet with the Pope today. He’s expected to ask the pontiff to explain how a messiah’s approval rating can be only 30 percent (according to the latest Rasmussen poll).

hondo@nypost.com