Hondo, trapped in an early-season death spiral, failed to extricate himself last night with the Blue Jays, whose failure in Seattle upped the accounts payable to 140 conines.

Tonight, no joshing, sports fans, Mr. Aitch is going with Johnson to outduel Hudson in Atlanta — 10 units on the Marlins.

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Iceland’s Phallological Museum, which displays “phalluses from whales, seals, bears and other mammals,” has received its first human donation. It came from native Pall Arason, who died at age 95 in January — hopefully not from castration . . . Brett Favre supposedly was interested in bequeathing a donation to the museum, but curators were quick to decline the offer after squinting to see a text he sent of Little Brett. Word is they have a strict policy against accepting unendowed endowments.

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