Hondo took a double-beating yesterday when the Cubs were bludgeoned by the Seligs and the Snakes were clubbed by the Mets to raise the runaway debt to 545 odoms.

Today, Mr. Aitch may be late to the party but he again will test the Whoever Is Playing The Metamu cils Theory, mix in some Dempster diving with the Cubs and rock it out with Colorado. As for tonight, he’ll send Cahill to the mound in Seattle. Ten units all.

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FAA investigators say a plane that Michelle Obama was riding in this week came within 2.94 miles of a military cargo plane, which is two miles closer than it should have been, according to regula tions. The air traffic controllers concede they may have erred but insist it’s nothing to lose any sleep over … Mel Gibson yesterday claimed that the audio tapes of him lashing out at his former girlfriend were edited. If true, then whoever did the editing should be fired — leaving in the “B” word, the “C” word, the “P” word, the “F” word, the “S” word, etc., is very sloppy and careless work.

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