No blood. Hondo clicked with the Mariners last night but clunked with the Astros to remain 50 gilliams south of the border.

Tonight, he’ll get down with Lowe – 10 units on the Dodgers to prove able against Cain.

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Good news for drunks: Japanese scientists report edly have been able to reverse the effects of cirrhosis of the liver. Ted Kennedy hailed the achievement as the most important medical breakthrough in the history of mankind. The distinguished and bloated senator now is calling on those same scientists to find a way to re verse the debilitating effects of advance gynecomastia (aka male supersaggers).

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