Hondo cashed Sunday with the Cubs, who not only cut the Giants down to size but also trimmed the NRN (nasty red number) to 1,944 cromarties.

Monday night: Mr. Aitch expects the Nationals to show some interest in the NL East race — 20 units on Gonzalez.

Donald Trump denies critics’ charges he made a hormonal reference to Fox News Channel’s Megyn Kelly when he said, “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her … wherever.” So what should you believe? As Obama might say: If you like his hormonal denial, you can believe his hormonal denial. Period … Norwood Teague reportedly resigned as University of Minnesota’s AD because of sexual harassment allegations. Emailer William DiMarco writes it’s the worst screwup by a Norwood since Super Bowl XXV … According to ‘Crat Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, “Hillary Clinton has been under all kinds of attack for many, many years” because she’s a woman. Bernie, you ignorant socialist. The Portly Pantsuit hasn’t been under attack because she’s a woman, she has been under attack because of her decades-long, scandal-ridden, truth-bending existence.