Hondo, aka Debt Man Walking, went belly up again yesterday when the Brewers enabled the Nats to post season highs in runs and hits, which caused Mr. Aitch to post a season-high deficit of 265 ceruttis.

Today, he will get up and at ’em for some morning maniac action with the Blue Jays over Dice K and the Sawx — 10 units. Also, as per the recommendation of none other than Howard “Howie Hoops” Kussoy, he’ll mix in plays on Marcum and Hudson — 10 apiece on the Brewers and Braves.

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With Romney now lagging behind Trump in polls for the Republican Presidential nomination, it’s shaping up as a battle between The Tortoise and The Hair . . . Steve Phillips’ wife last week finally filed for divorce. With Studly Steve involved, chances are it could get ugly in a hurry, maybe even coyote ugly . . . Tareq Salahi, the male half of the duo that took advantage of lax security and crashed the Obama White House, reportedly has agreed to pose for Playgirl. He hasn’t decided yet whether he’s going to use the Lincoln Bedroom or the Oval Office.

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